Alabama : At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona : But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas : Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California : As Seen on TV
Colorado : If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut : Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware : We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Florida : Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia : We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii : Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your
Money)
Idaho : More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real
Good
Illinois : Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana : 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa : We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas : First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana : We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine : We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland : A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan : First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota : "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes"
Mississippi : Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri : Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana : Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska : Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada : Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire : Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey : Ya Wanna Motto? I Got Yer Motto Right Here!
New Mexico : Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York : You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
North Carolina : Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota : We Really are One of the 50 States!
Ohio : We Wish We Were In Michigan
Oklahoma : Like the Play, only No Singing
Oregon : Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania : Cook With Coal
Rhode Island : We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina : Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota : Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee : The Educashun State
Texas : Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)
Utah : Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont : Yep
Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington : Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, DC : Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia : One Big Happy Family - Really!
Wisconsin : Eat Cheese or Die
Wyoming : Wynot?
